http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/-t1.htm A Place, where you will fine everything that is required to keep you happy and Entertained ... Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:05:58 GMT 10 http://i62.servimg.com/u/f62/12/82/88/86/ban10_10.jpg http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/-t1.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/nashai-t1049.htm angels Ik Nashai ny apny doston ko dinner par bulaya aur apny ghar sy bakri chori karli . Nashai aur us k doston ny bakri khai . jab Nashai ghar aaya to bakri wahan mujod thi . Nashai ny wife sy pocha bakri kahan sy aai ? wife : bakri ko choro rat ko choroon ki tarha dogi ko kahan ly gay thy ! Jokes & Fun Humor Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:30:49 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/nashai-t1049.htm#5122 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/nashai-t1049.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/mba-vs-ca-t1088.htm SajjadKhan 7 MBA and 7 CA's are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So both groups gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE - MUMBAI) : 7 MBA take only 1 Ticket and 7 CA's buy all 7 tickets.. CA's are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC arrives, All 7 MBA get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away....CA's say "Dekh lenge" NOW on return Journey all of them ... Jokes & Fun Humor Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:05:58 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/mba-vs-ca-t1088.htm#5230 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/mba-vs-ca-t1088.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/sardar-in-school-t1050.htm angels Sardar school main hans raha tha . ek larka bola chup karjao. Sardar: kiyoun aur tum koun ho? Larka: Main Monitor houn. Sardar:main C.P.U houn Jokes & Fun Humor Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:32:35 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/sardar-in-school-t1050.htm#5123 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/sardar-in-school-t1050.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/munna-bhai-mbbs-jokes-t966.htm Kool_Guy PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. ____________ _________ _________ CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA ... Jokes & Fun Humor Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:20:44 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/munna-bhai-mbbs-jokes-t966.htm#4648 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/munna-bhai-mbbs-jokes-t966.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/gadha-t993.htm SajjadKhan Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.
Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.
Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata.. par yahan future bada bright hai ...
malik ki beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai,
"Teri shaadi gadhe se kar dunga...!"
Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon........ ]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Tue, 31 Mar 2009 11:25:58 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/gadha-t993.htm#4784 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/gadha-t993.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/sardar-ji-calls-air-india-t1030.htm SajjadKhan Sardar Ji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the rep. Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up. ============================================================ Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta. GF - Kyon! Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain. GF - Kaun hai! Santa - Meri bibi aur baache. ============================================================ Santa ... Jokes & Fun Humor Sat, 18 Apr 2009 09:12:06 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/sardar-ji-calls-air-india-t1030.htm#4917 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/sardar-ji-calls-air-india-t1030.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/talash-e-husband-t1006.htm SajjadKhan 1 AURAT KA HUSBAND GUM HO GAYA WO APNI PAROSAN KE SATH REPORT DARJ KARWANE POLICE STATION GAYE OR APNE HUSBAND KA HULYA BATAYA
HANDSOME, LAMBA QAD, GORA RANG, GAAL PE DIMPLE

PAROSAN : JHOOT KYON BHOL RAHI HO ? TUMHARA HUSBAND TO KALA, CHOTE QAD KA OR MOTA HAI.

AURAT : JO GAYA SO GAYA, JO AYE WO TO ACHA HO..]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Fri, 10 Apr 2009 06:53:01 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/talash-e-husband-t1006.htm#4845 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/talash-e-husband-t1006.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/valentine-partner-t870.htm SajjadKhan Aap ka valentine partner bhej raha hon ok * * * * * * *  (\ /) /OO) "^----;"; \,,/"(  ,   ,   )\\        //\\  //\\ Ab thanks bol ker rulana mat Jokes & Fun Humor Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:01:44 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/valentine-partner-t870.htm#3448 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/valentine-partner-t870.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/miss-mallu-jokes-t967.htm Kool_Guy A "Mallu" female ( from the heart of Kerala) Went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallus colourful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, His mind was screaming " NOT THIS WOMAN." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu. So he told her " If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance." ... Jokes & Fun Humor Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:23:00 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/miss-mallu-jokes-t967.htm#4649 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/miss-mallu-jokes-t967.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/guardian-angel-t826.htm Abid A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."The man did as he was instructed, just as a car ... Jokes & Fun Humor Wed, 04 Feb 2009 08:59:47 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/guardian-angel-t826.htm#3047 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/guardian-angel-t826.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/new-adult-jokes-t768.htm Kool_Guy tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:22:53 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/new-adult-jokes-t768.htm#2729 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/new-adult-jokes-t768.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/maishiat-t897.htm _love_ ]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Mon, 16 Feb 2009 15:19:48 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/maishiat-t897.htm#3567 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/maishiat-t897.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/jokes-t654.htm Baloch ]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Sun, 28 Dec 2008 12:31:35 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/jokes-t654.htm#2269 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/jokes-t654.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/bartan-dhona-t653.htm Baloch ]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Sun, 28 Dec 2008 12:27:40 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/bartan-dhona-t653.htm#2268 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/bartan-dhona-t653.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/sardar-joke-t304.htm kicker
Quesion : How long was the 100 year war?
Hints are as follows :

A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this ... : P : P]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:50:02 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/sardar-joke-t304.htm#845 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/sardar-joke-t304.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/wo-ladki-behri-lagti-hai-t742.htm SajjadKhan 1Srdar-:

wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai


2nd Sardar:kaise?

1st srdar: Mene ”I Luv U” kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:02:28 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/wo-ladki-behri-lagti-hai-t742.htm#2688 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/wo-ladki-behri-lagti-hai-t742.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/mr-bean-i-d-like-some-vitamins-for-my-grandson-t744.htm SajjadKhan Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.


Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?


Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:04:18 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/mr-bean-i-d-like-some-vitamins-for-my-grandson-t744.htm#2690 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/mr-bean-i-d-like-some-vitamins-for-my-grandson-t744.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/what-is-the-difference-between-poetry-and-essay-t745.htm SajjadKhan Question.

What is the difference between Poetry and Essay?



Answer.

Any Word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by a Wife is an ESSAY!]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:05:03 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/what-is-the-difference-between-poetry-and-essay-t745.htm#2691 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/what-is-the-difference-between-poetry-and-essay-t745.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/ghalid-ke-gf-ke-sath-date-t746.htm SajjadKhan Galib ne apni girl frind ko date par bulaya or wo late ho gai


GF: I M LATE ?


GALIB:-

Falak pe sitaro ko neend aa rahi hai.
Falak pe sitaro ko neend aa rahi hai.
Dusri ka time ho gaya or tu ab aa rahi hai....................]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:05:54 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/ghalid-ke-gf-ke-sath-date-t746.htm#2692 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/ghalid-ke-gf-ke-sath-date-t746.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/love-letter-written-in-java-t747.htm SajjadKhan Love Letter Written In Java -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To, MY NEW SWEET INNER CLASS, THE DAY WHEN MY EX- GIRLFREIND BECOMES PUBLIC SHE LEFT ME, THE WHOLE CLASSPATH IS DISTURBED AND MY HEART IS THROWING NULL POINTER EXCEPTION, WHICH I CANT REMOVE THE DAY WHEN I SAW U IN BIN MARKET, THE WHOLE ENVIRONMENT VARIABLE CHANGE AND I FALL IN LOVE, IF U ACCEPT MY LOVE I KNOW MY HEART THREAD WILL ... Jokes & Fun Humor Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:07:16 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/love-letter-written-in-java-t747.htm#2693 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/love-letter-written-in-java-t747.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/biggest-pressure-for-pak-captain-t748.htm SajjadKhan What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win
in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?

Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:09:39 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/biggest-pressure-for-pak-captain-t748.htm#2694 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/biggest-pressure-for-pak-captain-t748.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/why-do-women-live-longer-than-men-t749.htm SajjadKhan
Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:10:10 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/why-do-women-live-longer-than-men-t749.htm#2695 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/why-do-women-live-longer-than-men-t749.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/love-with-a-nurse-t739.htm SajjadKhan Boy ne Hospital main aik Nurse se Kaha:


I LOVE YOU

Tum ne mera Dil churaya Hay...


Nurse sharma ke chal Jhoote Dil ko tou hath he nahi lagaya humne tou Kidney Churaya Hay...]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:54:19 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/love-with-a-nurse-t739.htm#2685 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/love-with-a-nurse-t739.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/choose-the-girl-you-want-to-propose-on-the-d-day-t740.htm SajjadKhan Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed: TIP FOR THE Valentine's DAY Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day. Pick a rose Spot the girl Stand in front of her Give her the rose Hug her tightlllyyyyy If she doesn't resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!! If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting 'Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr ... Jokes & Fun Humor Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:59:38 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/choose-the-girl-you-want-to-propose-on-the-d-day-t740.htm#2686 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/choose-the-girl-you-want-to-propose-on-the-d-day-t740.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/sardarji-is-in-a-quiz-contest-trying-to-win-prize-rs1-crore-t741.htm SajjadKhan Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore. The questions are as follows: 1) How long was the 100 yr war? A) 116 B) 99 C) 100 D) 150 Sardar says "I will skip this" 2) In which country are the Panama hats made? A) BRASIL B) CHILE C) PANAMA D) EQUADOR Sardar asks for help from the University students 3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution? A) JANUARY ... Jokes & Fun Humor Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:01:14 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/sardarji-is-in-a-quiz-contest-trying-to-win-prize-rs1-crore-t741.htm#2687 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/sardarji-is-in-a-quiz-contest-trying-to-win-prize-rs1-crore-t741.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/funny-quotes-must-read-enjoy-t743.htm SajjadKhan "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." Sacha Guitry "There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." Steve Martin "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." Groucho Marx "It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't." Spike Milligan "My ... Jokes & Fun Humor Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:03:20 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/funny-quotes-must-read-enjoy-t743.htm#2689 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/funny-quotes-must-read-enjoy-t743.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/ager-aap-chor-hote-t634.htm Kool_Guy Salaam Frnds!

i m here wid a new topic which is

Agar ap Chor hotay tu kia Choratay?

so lets Start......plz ]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:32:00 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/ager-aap-chor-hote-t634.htm#2247 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/ager-aap-chor-hote-t634.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/wakeel-ki-khuwahish-t658.htm Baloch ایک محفل میں کچھ لوگ اپنی بچپن کی خواہشات کا ذکر کر رہے تھے ایک وکیل کی باری آہی تو انہوں ... Jokes & Fun Humor Sun, 28 Dec 2008 13:00:12 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/wakeel-ki-khuwahish-t658.htm#2273 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/wakeel-ki-khuwahish-t658.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/joke-t670.htm Baloch استاد،(شاگردسے): انڈے اور ڈنڈے میں فرق بتاؤ؟ شاگرد سر کوہی فرق نہیں استاد(حیران ہو کر ... Jokes & Fun Humor Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:05:47 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/joke-t670.htm#2285 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/joke-t670.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/poundi-koon-koon-pundi-kerta-ha-sach-sach-batawo-t630.htm Kool_Guy haa, wese mai nay bara ghoor kia hai, k agar female na hoty tu bicharay male kia karta...? aur pir male pondi (Yeh Poundi punjabi Zabaan Ka lafz ha aur is ka MEaning Girls ko Ghoorna aur Cherna Hota Ha) kesay kartay, hum kehtay hain k girls aisi aisi, but yai accept karna paray ga k male female k baghair be koch nahe hai, es ki some exaple deta hoon, pondi ki... kabootor 24 hour he pondi karta rehta hai, jessay koi kabootri dekhi tu foran us k ass pass ghomna shuroo kar deta hai, ... Jokes & Fun Humor Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:17:44 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/poundi-koon-koon-pundi-kerta-ha-sach-sach-batawo-t630.htm#2243 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/poundi-koon-koon-pundi-kerta-ha-sach-sach-batawo-t630.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/election-t656.htm Baloch ]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Sun, 28 Dec 2008 12:50:54 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/election-t656.htm#2271 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/election-t656.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/izzat-nal-aa-jao-t657.htm Baloch

Beta >>>> Abba ithea aaa ja.....


Ma >>>> betaa abba g ko izzat sa bulao.....


Beta >>> Abba Izzat nal itha aa ja.....]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Sun, 28 Dec 2008 12:56:24 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/izzat-nal-aa-jao-t657.htm#2272 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/izzat-nal-aa-jao-t657.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/man-ban-ne-ki-khoshish-t659.htm Baloch ماں اور بچہ بس میں سوار ہوئے ۔ ماں نے اپنا ٹکٹ تو لے لیا ۔ کنڈیکٹر نے بچے کی طرف غور سے دیکھا ... Jokes & Fun Humor Sun, 28 Dec 2008 13:02:09 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/man-ban-ne-ki-khoshish-t659.htm#2274 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/man-ban-ne-ki-khoshish-t659.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/ande-or-timatar-t655.htm Baloch ]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Sun, 28 Dec 2008 12:48:02 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/ande-or-timatar-t655.htm#2270 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/ande-or-timatar-t655.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/kasht-e-za-afraan-t618.htm Baloch ]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Sat, 13 Dec 2008 14:35:12 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/kasht-e-za-afraan-t618.htm#2199 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/kasht-e-za-afraan-t618.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/jokes9-t567.htm Baloch ]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Thu, 27 Nov 2008 13:38:14 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/jokes9-t567.htm#1942 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/jokes9-t567.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/if-bill-gates-start-making-films-in-bollywood-t620.htm Baloch IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD NAMES OF HIS WOULD BE FILMS 1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!! 2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai 3. Aao Chat Kare 4. Programmer No.1 5. Mera Naam Developer 6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge 7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein 8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal 9. Tera Code Chal Gaya 10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega 11. Network Ke Us Paar 12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi 13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta ... Jokes & Fun Humor Sat, 13 Dec 2008 14:43:46 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/if-bill-gates-start-making-films-in-bollywood-t620.htm#2201 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/if-bill-gates-start-making-films-in-bollywood-t620.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/mard-t587.htm Baloch Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:43:16 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/mard-t587.htm#2044 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/mard-t587.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/aik-taleemi-mehkamay-ka-afsar-t309.htm kicker aik taleemi mehkamay ka afsar aik school may inspection kay liay jata hai ...chotay bachon ki class may jata hai aur black board per lafz "nature " likhta hai aur aik bachay ko kehta hai kay spell kerain bacha kehtay hai "natooray " afsar ko bohat ghusa ata hai ... teacher ko kehta hai ...app tawaja nahee dain gi to saree zindagi aisay hi perhay ga.. teacher kehte hain ...abhi bacha hai "matooray"(mature) ho ga to seekh jaye ga afsar aur ghusay hota hai ... Jokes & Fun Humor Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:32:12 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/aik-taleemi-mehkamay-ka-afsar-t309.htm#856 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/aik-taleemi-mehkamay-ka-afsar-t309.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/world-bank-t585.htm Baloch اس مرتبہ بھی ہم سے وہ ہینڈ کر گیا ہے ٹیک آف کرتے کرتے پھر لینڈ کر گیا ہے ویسے ہی کر رہا ہے ... Jokes & Fun Humor Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:36:09 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/world-bank-t585.htm#2042 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/world-bank-t585.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/bakra-t619.htm Baloch ]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Sat, 13 Dec 2008 14:36:28 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/bakra-t619.htm#2200 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/bakra-t619.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/urdu-hindi-jokes-t622.htm angels What are the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman. ********************************************* Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 ******************************** Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid ... Jokes & Fun Humor Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:09:45 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/urdu-hindi-jokes-t622.htm#2208 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/urdu-hindi-jokes-t622.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/munna-bhai-and-sarkit-t428.htm angels MUNNA BHAI M.B.B.S ON PRACTICE !!~ Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya ke bahar aik aadmi aaya hai. Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga. "Haan Haan! 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai". Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur ... Jokes & Fun Humor Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:30:49 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/munna-bhai-and-sarkit-t428.htm#1193 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/munna-bhai-and-sarkit-t428.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/7-hours-sleep-t64.htm SajjadKhan Principal To Students:

U People Must Sleep
Atleast 7 Hours A Day .

Students:

Impossible Sir !

College Is Only For 6 Hours!]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:30:16 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/7-hours-sleep-t64.htm#156 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/7-hours-sleep-t64.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/aaaj-ke-taza-khabar-t168.htm shagufta Assalamoalikum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aj ki TAza KHabar...................... Ap k liye malOOmaat................................. JANab Akhbaar me Hai PaRh Len ) ) ) Jokes & Fun Humor Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:58:38 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/aaaj-ke-taza-khabar-t168.htm#465 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/aaaj-ke-taza-khabar-t168.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/which-is-the-27th-letter-of-english-alphabet-t244.htm SajjadKhan Which is the 27th Letter of English Alphabet ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . R U looking for the answer ?? Very Good .. Which School ..??? Jokes & Fun Humor Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:29:56 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/which-is-the-27th-letter-of-english-alphabet-t244.htm#699 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/which-is-the-27th-letter-of-english-alphabet-t244.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/eid-t584.htm Baloch کچھ تو بوجھ اتار لوں اب کے عید سر سے میں چوڑیاں،جوتیاں،میک اپ کٹ اور بھی نہ جانے کیا کیا تھک ... Jokes & Fun Humor Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:20:17 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/eid-t584.htm#2041 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/eid-t584.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/bush-sardar-t586.htm Baloch Bush sardar sa pochta ha k

gadhay ka kia matlab ha..

sardar kheta ha k ais ka matlab hota ha
Watan sa Mohbbat kerna wala...


Jalsa ma Bush kheta ha

Sab indian gadhay ha
Ma bhi gadha ho
aur Ghandiii g sa bara gadha to ma na apni zindgi ma nai dekha...]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:37:19 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/bush-sardar-t586.htm#2043 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/bush-sardar-t586.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/kanjoos-t588.htm Baloch 1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta ]]> Jokes & Fun Humor Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:48:50 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/kanjoos-t588.htm#2045 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/kanjoos-t588.htm http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/reema-t583.htm Baloch JaB Tum Makeup Kerti Ho Bilkul Reema Lagti ho aur Jab Nahi Kerti Ho To Shafqat Cheema Lagti Ho ************************ Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us nay kaha chatey ho kya? Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari Us nay kaha Pachtaoge, Main nay kaha KismatHamari Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai. Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI Jokes & Fun Humor Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:19:51 GMT http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/reema-t583.htm#2040 http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/jokes-fun-humor-f32/reema-t583.htm