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		<title>General Bat-Cheet</title>
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		<description>You can Discuss Freely About Anything You Want But in Decent Way</description>
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			<title>Eid Mubarak</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/eid-mubarak-t1100.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>angels</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%"><span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal"><strong>Wishing a very happy Eid to All UrduFun Forum Members and their families</strong></span></div>
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			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:39:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/eid-mubarak-t1100.htm#5313</comments>
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			<title>Aap ka Interview</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/aap-ka-interview-t534.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Zia</dc:creator>
			<description>&#1580;&#1740; &#1578;&#1608; &#1583;&#1608;&#1587;&#1578;&#1608; &#1605;&#1740;&#1722; &#1575;&#1740;&#1705; &#1606;&#1740;&#1575; &#1587;&#1604;&#1587;&#1604;&#1729; &#1588;&#1585;&#1608;&#1593; &#1705;&#1585; &#1585;&#1729;&#1575; &#1729;&#1608;&#1722; &#1570;&#1662; &#1705;&#1575; &#1575;&#1606;&#1657;&#1585;&#1608;&#1740;&#1608; 

&#1575;&#1587; &#1605;&#1740;&#1722; &#1570;&#1662; &#1606;&#1746; &#1587;&#1608;&#1575;&#1604;&#1608;&#1722; &#1705;&#1746; &#1580;&#1608;&#1575;&#1576; &#1583;&#1740;&#1606;&#1746;  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:20:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/aap-ka-interview-t534.htm#1690</comments>
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			<title>Free School Books &amp;amp; Fees</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/free-school-books-fees-t1080.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SajjadKhan</dc:creator>
			<description>Dear All, 

  

Jin bachon KO school books chahiyen (free) aur jo school ki fees pay nahi kar sakte hon woh in numbers pe contact karen 0333 2365362, 0333 2286189 &amp; 0346 3525202. 

 

plzz yeh email zaroor fwd karen. 

 

aap ke mail kis bachay ke zindagi bana sakti hay. plzz do forward shahyad kisi ke madad ho jaye. 

 

For details visit http://arshad4khan.blogspot.com/2009/08/posted-on-thursday-august-6-2009-at-at.html </description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:29:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/free-school-books-fees-t1080.htm#5220</comments>
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			<title>ABCD Game</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/abcd-game-t528.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>angels</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="violet"><font face="Verdana"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: normal"><strong><div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%">Here is a game.
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Rulz are so simple
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every one have to say a sentence with next alphabet of english.
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e.g. i am starting with a.
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aa jao sab yahan.........
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(next one have to stary with b)</div></strong></span></font></font>]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 15:53:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/abcd-game-t528.htm#1635</comments>
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			<title>Phone Call - Sab Baat Karo</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/phone-call-sab-baat-karo-t65.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SajjadKhan</dc:creator>
			<description>Guys..n gals

lets have some fun..

Its simple..

Just write something as if you are talking to somebody on the phone..The next person will answer your call.

More than one person can pick your call.



Conditions :

1) U will never get an engaged line.

2) Talk about anything and everything u know/don't know...Gossip, politics,sports,Movies..after all, this time u aren't going to be charged for these calls..

3) Any person can hear your conversation..

4) Wrong numbers are entertained...

5)  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:55:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/phone-call-sab-baat-karo-t65.htm#160</comments>
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			<title>OoOoYYe...!</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ooooyye-t845.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SajjadKhan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<i><font face="Trebuchet MS"><span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal">Her Baat Likhne Se PheLe OoOoYYe Likhna Hai  
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<font color="brown"><div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%">OoOoYYe Insan Bun</div></font> </span></font></i>]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 15:44:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ooooyye-t845.htm#3183</comments>
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			<title>Chhoti si game</title>
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			<dc:creator>Zia</dc:creator>
			<description>Assalamo Allaikum Dosto



Chhoti si game hai. Aik jumla bnana hai jis mein siraf aur siraf 5 alfaaz (words) istimaal hon, magar jumla mukamil ho. Easy as you like  





Aaghaz me ko karna hoeeee ga, to lijiye:



kitni sakht sardi hai aaj



who'll be next

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			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:58:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/chhoti-si-game-t66.htm#161</comments>
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			<title>Shadi or Larriyan ..</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/shadi-or-larriyan-t1067.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>angels</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[assalamalikum
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TV pay jub bhi khabar sunoo har dosray tesray din yeh khabar zaror hoti hai larka/larki nay waldeen ki marzi kay bagheer chup kay shadi kar li ghar walye qatal karna chahtay hian , chuptay pher rehay hian , police ki security main hain ...blah blahh
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akhir masla kia hai ......or koon ghalat hai koon sahi ?]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:01:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/shadi-or-larriyan-t1067.htm#5193</comments>
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			<title>Aap Kitnay Azad Hain</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/aap-kitnay-azad-hain-t1068.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>angels</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Asslamoalikum respected members
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apni zindagi me aap kitnay azaad hain?
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aap k paas kitni choices hain ghar walon ki janib s eaap ko millin/milti hain?
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aap k paas kitni choices hain jo aap ko Allah ki janab se milin?
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aap khud ko kahan kahan khud mukhataar samjhtay hain???]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:03:24 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/aap-kitnay-azad-hain-t1068.htm#5194</comments>
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			<title>Infaradi Aur Ijtamai Kamyabi</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/infaradi-aur-ijtamai-kamyabi-t1069.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>angels</dc:creator>
			<description>asslamoalikum



kya infaradi kamyabi aur ijtamai kamyabi ek doosray se alag hain

ya laazm o malzoom?



agr laazm o malzoom hain tou mere khayaal me hum ijtamai sataah pe (yani bahasiat qoum) tou nakaam ho chukay hain...iss hawalay se hum nakam ''fard'' hue phir...



tou iss situation me kya aap tasleem krtay hain phir k aap ek nakaam fard hain???(kiyon k afraad se mil kr muaashra banta hai )



aur agar laazm o malzoom nahi .... tou kesay nahi ??? alag kesay hain zra wazahat farmayen.......! </description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:04:37 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/infaradi-aur-ijtamai-kamyabi-t1069.htm#5195</comments>
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			<title>Critical Situation</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/critical-situation-t1070.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>angels</dc:creator>
			<description>asslamoalikum respected members



aaj hum log bahasiat qoum jiss critical situation se guzar rahay hain.. yeh muje aapko batanay ki chandaan zaroorat nahi....





tou sawaal mera yeh hai k aap iss tabahi iss critical situation ...ka zimedaar kisay thehratay hain?



kya taqdeer me likha hai sab? 

wo jinon ne pakistan banaya? 

hamaray hukamraan? 

awaam? 

hamaray amaal? 

ya kuch aur?jis ka ahaata iss waqt mera dimagh nae kr saka ..! 

in me se jo b aap samjhtay hain.... uss  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:06:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/critical-situation-t1070.htm#5196</comments>
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			<title>ARY KIA HO RAHA HAI...</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ary-kia-ho-raha-hai-t788.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Zia</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal"><strong>hi friends aik bar phir app ki khidmat ma hazer aik or achi se thread jiss ma app na batana haa k app ne kal kia kiya ok 
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MAIN KAL OFFS NAHI GAYA THA </strong></span>]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:36:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ary-kia-ho-raha-hai-t788.htm#2763</comments>
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			<title>Aaj ka SMS</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/aaj-ka-sms-t339.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>angels</dc:creator>
			<description>

&#1583;&#1608;&#1587;&#1578;&#1608; &#1575;&#1740;&#1587; &#1575;&#1740;&#1605; &#1575;&#1740;&#1587; &#1604;&#1705;&#1726;&#1606;&#1575; &#1575;&#1608;&#1585; &#1576;&#1726;&#1580;&#1606;&#1575; &#1575;&#1740;&#1705; &#1601;&#1606; &#1729;&#1746;&#1748; &#1570;&#1580; &#1575;&#1587; &#1657;&#1575;&#1662;&#1705; &#1605;&#1740;&#1722; &#1729;&#1605; &#1583;&#1740;&#1705;&#1726;&#1740;&#1722; &#1711;&#1746; &#1705;&#1729; &#1705;&#1608;&#1606; &#1705;&#1578;&#1606;&#1746; &#1662;&#1575;&#1606;&#1740;  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:47:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/aaj-ka-sms-t339.htm#973</comments>
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			<title>People are Used and Things are Loved......</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/people-are-used-and-things-are-loved-t804.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>angels</dc:creator>
			<description>while a man was polishing his new car.his 4 years old son picked stone and scratched lines 

on the side of the car. 

In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times,not realizing he ws using a wrench.

At the hospital,the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.when the child saw his father.....

with painful eyes he asked 'dadwhen wil my fingures grow back?

man was so hurt and speechless.He went back to car and hit it lots of times Devastated by his own actions.....

sitting  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:28:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/people-are-used-and-things-are-loved-t804.htm#2938</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/people-are-used-and-things-are-loved-t804.htm</guid>
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			<title>Shocking news for Muslims</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/shocking-news-for-muslims-t1010.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SajjadKhan</dc:creator>
			<description>Hi frendz and Muslim bros



Here i found this news and thought to share here





American shoe company



Aldo exhibits &amp; Tv trailer



shows new range of shoe is usa



For ladies shoe name &quot;Fatima&quot;



and



For gents shoe name &quot;Abdullah&quot;



names are written in the sole



&amp;



inside shoe



Link:- No External Links Allowed.



tel: 1-800-326-2536



email : comments@aldogroup.com



forward to all muslims </description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 07:24:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/shocking-news-for-muslims-t1010.htm#4849</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/shocking-news-for-muslims-t1010.htm</guid>
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			<title>10 Core Values of C.H.A.R.A.C.T.E.R</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/10-core-values-of-character-t1032.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SA79</dc:creator>
			<description>Attentive assistance or treatment to those in need. 



 



CareHelpfulness



Friendliness evidence by a kindly and helpful disposition. 



 



Appreciation



Recognition of the quality, value, significance, or magnitude of people and things. An expression of gratitude. 



 



Respect



A feeling of appreciative, often differential regard; esteem. 



 



Attentiveness



The trait of being observant and paying attention; the trait of being considerate and thoughtful  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 04:48:30 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/10-core-values-of-character-t1032.htm#4926</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/10-core-values-of-character-t1032.htm</guid>
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			<title>Mustansar Hussain Tarrer</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/mustansar-hussain-tarrer-t965.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Kool_Guy</dc:creator>
			<description>&#1605;&#1587;&#1578;&#1606;&#1589;&#1585; &#1581;&#1587;&#1740;&#1606; &#1578;&#1575;&#1585;&#1681; &#1705;&#1740; &#1582;&#1608;&#1576;&#1589;&#1608;&#1585;&#1578; &#1578;&#1581;&#1585;&#1740;&#1585;&#1608;&#1722; &#1587;&#1746; &#1583;&#1608; &#1575;&#1602;&#1578;&#1576;&#1575;&#1587;&#1575;&#1578;

&#1578;&#1575;&#1585;&#1681; &#1705;&#1746; &#1605;&#1582;&#1589;&#1608;&#1589; &#1729;&#1604;&#1705;&#1746; &#1662;&#1726;&#1604;&#1705;&#1746; &#1575;&#1606;&#1583;&#1575;&#1586; &#1605;&#1740;&#1722;



[/url] </description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:02:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/mustansar-hussain-tarrer-t965.htm#4645</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/mustansar-hussain-tarrer-t965.htm</guid>
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			<title>====&amp;gt; LAst Person POSt wins &amp;lt;====</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/last-person-post-wins-t843.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SajjadKhan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<i><strong><div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%">So in this Thread who ever Posts LAst Wins  
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So FOr NOw i m DA winner </div></strong></i>]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 15:35:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/last-person-post-wins-t843.htm#3181</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/last-person-post-wins-t843.htm</guid>
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			<title>Tanz -o- Mazah</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/tanz-o-mazah-t5.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SajjadKhan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Hello Doston !
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Iss topic mai aap humare sath sawalath share kar sakte hain Jiss Mai MAZAH ka Ansar hoo
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like TV OR BV MAI KIA FARQ HAI..
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Or Hum sab iss ka Funny sa Jawab Dainge.. So are you Ready...]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:41:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/tanz-o-mazah-t5.htm#9</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/tanz-o-mazah-t5.htm</guid>
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			<title>Love Marriage achi hai ya Arrange Marriage</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/love-marriage-achi-hai-ya-arrange-marriage-t941.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SajjadKhan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<strong>han to main aik new but intersting of kaam ka topic laya hoon jis main aap log apney khyalat ka izhar kerain... ho sekta hai aap k khayalat kisi ko soch ko badel k rekh dain... or koi ghalt raah pe chaltey chaltey seedhi rah pe aa jaey... aap k raey ka intizaar rehey ga...</strong>]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:39:51 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/love-marriage-achi-hai-ya-arrange-marriage-t941.htm#4005</comments>
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			<title>Question for All</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/question-for-all-t827.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Abid</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.
<br />
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
<br />
When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from?]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:07:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/question-for-all-t827.htm#3048</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/question-for-all-t827.htm</guid>
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			<title>VALENTAINE DAY</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/valentaine-day-t871.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SajjadKhan</dc:creator>
			<description>

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VALENTAINE DAY 





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MANANEY WALON PER LAANAT BHEJEN..



YE KAFIRON KA TEHWAR HAI. HUM MOHABBAT KA IZHAR PURA SAL KAR SAKTE HAIN .. KISI KHAS DIN KARNA HAI TO 'EID' PER KAR LEN.

THANKS </description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:07:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/valentaine-day-t871.htm#3449</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/valentaine-day-t871.htm</guid>
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			<title>Ayen Dost Banayen..</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ayen-dost-banayen-t167.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>shagufta</dc:creator>
			<description>Har ik kI znDagi mE kOi Na Koi aIsA waKt to Aya ho ga Jb Ksi dost ki ZaroRat mehsOOs hUi hO gi,,,,,,



Or kOi sAaTh dEne wAla nA hO Ga......



Ab Aisa nAhi....



q K Ab se Aap apnI proBLem ka Hal YaHan se taLaasH kr skten haIN.



Apna jo b Problem Ho Yahan btayen Ho skta Hai uS ka Jawab Mere Pass Ho.Ya phr hamaRa koi Or dost mAdad Kr sakay.......



Koshish Kr k Dekh len.Ho skta haI Aap ko Hal yaHeen ml Jaye



 </description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:55:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ayen-dost-banayen-t167.htm#464</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ayen-dost-banayen-t167.htm</guid>
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			<title>~~Where Will U Drop Da Person Abuv U?~~</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/where-will-u-drop-da-person-abuv-u-t844.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SajjadKhan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<strong><font face="Georgia">Assalam o alaikum...
<br />

<br />
Welcome to the NEW game in town......</font>
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<i><div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%"><span style="font-size: 24px; line-height: normal"><font face="Comic Sans Ms">Where Will U Drop Da Person Abuv U?</font></span></div></strong></i>]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 15:39:47 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/where-will-u-drop-da-person-abuv-u-t844.htm#3182</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/where-will-u-drop-da-person-abuv-u-t844.htm</guid>
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			<title>Solve Question.</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/solve-question-t796.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Baloch</dc:creator>
			<description>So u all think that u r smart enough.........



Comon now and show what talent u got.....Solve this puzzle in one minute and u will be the CHAMP....



Que 1). Continue this sequence in a logical way... 25 points



M T W T .



Que 2).Correct this formula with single stroke... 25 points



5 + 5 + 5 = 550.



Que 3). Please write anything here. 25 points



[________________________________________________].



Que 4).Draw a rectangle with 3 lines. 25 points









These  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 17:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/solve-question-t796.htm#2920</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/solve-question-t796.htm</guid>
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			<title>Janwer Aur Parindoo key name..</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/janwer-aur-parindoo-key-name-t786.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Zia</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal"><strong>AoA
<br />
Aap sab ki khidmat main aik aur thread liy ker aaya hoon ais main aap sab log janwer aur parindoo key name likhna
<br />
tou main shooroo karta hoon
<br />
Lion
<br />
next N</strong></span>]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:30:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/janwer-aur-parindoo-key-name-t786.htm#2761</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/janwer-aur-parindoo-key-name-t786.htm</guid>
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			<title>Urdu ki Rumi lik'hai</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/urdu-ki-rumi-lik-hai-t794.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Mohamed Ilyas</dc:creator>
			<description>&#1575;&#1587; &#1576;&#1575;&#1578; &#1705;&#1608; &#1605;&#1581;&#1587;&#1608;&#1587; &#1705;&#1740;&#1575; &#1580;&#1575; &#1585;&#1729;&#1575; &#1729;&#1746; &#1705;&#1729; &#1608;&#1602;&#1578; &#1705;&#1746; &#1587;&#1575;&#1578;&#1726; &#1587;&#1575;&#1578;&#1726; &#1601;&#1575;&#1589;&#1604;&#1746; &#1587;&#1605;&#1657;&#1578;&#1746; &#1580;&#1575; &#1585;&#1729;&#1746; &#1729;&#1740;&#1722; &#1575;&#1608;&#1585; &#1583;&#1606;&#1740;&#1575; &#1605;&#1740;&#1722; &#1729;&#1585; &#1591;&#1585;&#1601;  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 20:35:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/urdu-ki-rumi-lik-hai-t794.htm#2871</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/urdu-ki-rumi-lik-hai-t794.htm</guid>
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			<title>Ager Aap ke Pass Auto Rakshaw Ho ???</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ager-aap-ke-pass-auto-rakshaw-ho-t343.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SajjadKhan</dc:creator>
			<description>&#1583;&#1608;&#1587;&#1578;&#1608; ! &#1570;&#1580; &#1605;&#1740;&#1722; &#1570;&#1662; &#1587;&#1576; &#1604;&#1608;&#1711;&#1608;&#1722; &#1587;&#1746; &#1575;&#1740;&#1705; &#1587;&#1608;&#1575;&#1604; &#1705;&#1585;&#1578;&#1575; &#1729;&#1608; &#1722; &#1575;&#1608;&#1585; &#1608;&#1729; &#1740;&#1729; &#1729;&#1746; &#1705;&#1729; &#1575;&#1711;&#1585; &#1570;&#1662; &#1705;&#1746; &#1662;&#1575;&#1587; &#1570;&#1657;&#1608; &#1585;&#1705;&#1588;&#1729; &#1729;&#1608; &#1578;&#1608; &#1570;&#1662;  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:17:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ager-aap-ke-pass-auto-rakshaw-ho-t343.htm#986</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ager-aap-ke-pass-auto-rakshaw-ho-t343.htm</guid>
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			<title>IF U BECOME PRESIDENT</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/if-u-become-president-t327.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>mansoor</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="red"><span style="font-size: 24px; line-height: normal">IF U WOULD HAVE BEEN GIVEN A CHANCE TO BECOME PRESIDENT OF PAKISTAN 
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WHAT WOULD BE YOUR PRIORITIES???????????????</span></font>]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:43:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/if-u-become-president-t327.htm#892</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/if-u-become-president-t327.htm</guid>
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			<title>Ager aap ke mulaqat Shetan se ho jaye to aap kia kaho ge !</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ager-aap-ke-mulaqat-shetan-se-ho-jaye-to-aap-kia-kaho-ge-t631.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Kool_Guy</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal"><font face="Trebuchet MS">HeLLOo Friendz..!!!
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here A New Topic For U..!!!
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WeLL Friendz...TeLL HiM ThaT ...ap ki MoLaQaT sheeTaN saY ho JaHaY to AP ki kaHO GaY us saY..!!!&gt;......
<br />

<br />
Okz lets Start..!!! 
<br />

<br />
MaY us saY kahOn Ga..!!
<br />

<br />
OoO BaBa ji ...Hun TaY JaN choOR DO..!!!&gt;. </font></span></strong></div>]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:20:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ager-aap-ke-mulaqat-shetan-se-ho-jaye-to-aap-kia-kaho-ge-t631.htm#2244</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ager-aap-ke-mulaqat-shetan-se-ho-jaye-to-aap-kia-kaho-ge-t631.htm</guid>
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			<title>BORAAI..?</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/boraai-t767.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Zia</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<strong>DOSTO AAJ HUM EK GAME START KAR RAHE HAIN WO KUCH IS TARHA HAI
<br />
K AAP KO AGAR KISI KI BORAAI KARNI HO TO AAP KIS TARHA KARAIN GE?
<br />
PEHLY MAIN START KARTA HON OK.
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<br />

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<font color="red">YAR TUM TO BOHAT HE BEKAR AADMI HO</font></strong>]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 09:55:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/boraai-t767.htm#2727</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/boraai-t767.htm</guid>
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			<title>SADAR or AAP ?</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/sadar-or-aap-t169.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>shagufta</dc:creator>
			<description>Agr aj ksi wajah ki bina par koi bhi sadar elect na ho or ap ko sadarat de di jaye to aap kia kia karain gain?????



NOTE:

Ap ko sadar srf 6 months k liye apoint kia gaya hai.   &gt;&lt; 



In 6 mahinoon me ap bht kuch to nahi kr payen gain par me ye janana chaho gi k wo kaun se kaam hain jo aap phle sar anjaam dain gain.   :=D&gt; 



AAP PRESIDENT HAIN JO MARZI KARAIN   )  )  )  



[URL=&quot;http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=24nppop&amp;s=4&quot;]View My Video[/URL] </description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:03:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/sadar-or-aap-t169.htm#466</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/sadar-or-aap-t169.htm</guid>
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			<title>GAME</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/game-t84.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Zia</dc:creator>
			<description>Asalam o Alikum

 

Umeed hai k app sab theek hoon gay aj app k liye

ek game laYA hoon bohat mazey ke Game hai kerna kuch Aisa hai k 

her baat ka Ulta jawa dayna hai jo member 1st post main likta hai 

us ka ulta matlab lay ker ulta sa jawab dayna hai or 1 baat k 

Iklaq k daira say Baher Nahe Jana Hai Mein Example likh Rahi hoon 



For Example Mein nay 1st Post ke or Lika K



1) Mein AchchA Hoon 



ab 2nd Post kernay wali Nay es ka Ulta Jawab Deyna Hai For Example



Jawab  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:21:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/game-t84.htm#190</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/game-t84.htm</guid>
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			<title>12 Signs of Love</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/12-signs-of-love-t632.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Kool_Guy</dc:creator>
			<description>TWELVE:

When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.





ELEVEN:

You walk really slow when you're with them.





TEN:

You feel shy whenever they're around.





NINE:

You smile when you hear their voice.



EIGHT:

When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.





SIX:

They're all you think about.





FIVE:

You realize you're always smiling  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 16:23:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/12-signs-of-love-t632.htm#2245</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/12-signs-of-love-t632.htm</guid>
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			<title>KINDNESS PAYS !</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/kindness-pays-t297.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>angels</dc:creator>
			<description>One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way

through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.



He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost

his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.



Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked 

hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then

asked, &quot;How  much do I owe you?&quot;



&quot;You don't  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:55:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/kindness-pays-t297.htm#805</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/kindness-pays-t297.htm</guid>
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			<title>Scary Story (Must Read)</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/scary-story-must-read-t341.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SajjadKhan</dc:creator>
			<description>This is a story of a young college girl who passed away last month.

Her name was Summera. She was hit by a dumper truck. She had a boy friend named Arif. Both of them were true lovers. They always hung on the phone. You could never see her without her cell phone. In fact she also changed her phone from Mobilink to Ufone, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost and get good network coverage. She spent half of the day talking with Arif. Summera's family knew about their  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 07:51:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/scary-story-must-read-t341.htm#976</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/scary-story-must-read-t341.htm</guid>
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			<title>SUCIDE BOMBERS</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/sucide-bombers-t242.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SajjadKhan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=53&amp;u=12828886" class="postlink" target="_blank"><img src="http://i32.servimg.com/u/f32/12/82/88/86/110.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:08:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/sucide-bombers-t242.htm#695</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/sucide-bombers-t242.htm</guid>
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			<title>Kalki Autar</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/kalki-autar-t265.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SajjadKhan</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=65&amp;u=12828886" class="postlink" target="_blank"><img src="http://i32.servimg.com/u/f32/12/82/88/86/image013.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:35:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/kalki-autar-t265.htm#746</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/kalki-autar-t265.htm</guid>
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			<title>I WAS IMPRESSED BY</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/i-was-impressed-by-t329.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>SajjadKhan</dc:creator>
			<description>IF YOU LOOK 

WE COME ACROSS PEOPLE, OR READ THEIR BOOKS, OR ONE WAY OR ANOTHER 

WE FIND OURSELVES IMPRESSED BY THAT PARTICULAR PERSONALITY 



FOR EXAMPLE, I GOT IMPRESSED BY 



Prophet Muhammad Peace be upon him 

Quaid-i-Azam 

Allama Iqbal 

Dr. Abdul Qadeer 

Dr zakir naik ( Scholar)





WHAT ABOUT YOU ............................WRITE DOWN HERE </description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 06:56:18 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/i-was-impressed-by-t329.htm#902</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/i-was-impressed-by-t329.htm</guid>
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			<title>Eid Mubarak</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/eid-mubarak-t292.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>shagufta</dc:creator>
			<description>











 </description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:55:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/eid-mubarak-t292.htm#791</comments>
			<guid>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/eid-mubarak-t292.htm</guid>
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			<title>Anger and Love.........Must Read it</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/anger-and-lovemust-read-it-t261.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Gulzar</dc:creator>
			<description>DEAR ALL,





While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone &amp; scratched lines on the side of the car.

In anger, the man took the child's hand &amp; hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father....

with painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'

Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.

Devastated  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:40:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/anger-and-lovemust-read-it-t261.htm#724</comments>
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			<title>Cute Lady......With Great Smile</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/cute-ladywith-great-smile-t141.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Abid</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=18&amp;u=12854634" class="postlink" target="_blank"><img src="http://i55.servimg.com/u/f55/12/85/46/34/girlin10.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:12:03 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/cute-ladywith-great-smile-t141.htm#400</comments>
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			<title>Ramzan or Larkian</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ramzan-or-larkian-t193.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>angels</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin:auto;text-align:center;width:100%"><a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=3&amp;u=12973015" class="postlink" target="_blank"><img src="http://i37.servimg.com/u/f37/12/97/30/15/rza10.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>
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<a href="http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=4&amp;u=12973015" class="postlink" target="_blank"><img src="http://i37.servimg.com/u/f37/12/97/30/15/rza110.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></div>]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:05:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/ramzan-or-larkian-t193.htm#504</comments>
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			<title>BERUU</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/beruu-t196.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Asim</dc:creator>
			<description>Bade: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…



Chhote: Kal main busy hoon



Bade: Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?



Chhote: Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeting hain..



Bade: P.M. ke sath?



Chhote: Haan



Bade: Subah subah?



Chhote: Haan kyun?



Bade: Subah mil hi nahi sakye who.



Chhote: Kyun?



Bade: Abe woh P.M. hain shaam ko miley ge… A.M. hota to subah milta na..



Chhote: Bakwas Bankar.. </description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:38:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/beruu-t196.htm#514</comments>
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			<title>BHEE</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/bhee-t197.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Asim</dc:creator>
			<description>



Short circuit 

Doston ko kiya dinner pe invite,

Unke aate hi chali gai ghar ki light,

Dost uda rahe they mera mazaak 

aur kat rahi thi meri 2inch ki naak,

Hua frustrate aur kaha it’s to much 

Tab diya switchbox mein ek zor ka punch, 

Current laga bangaya main shahi kabab,

Sabne taliya bajayin aur kahan,

Bhigi billi apka nahi hain jawab. </description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:09:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/bhee-t197.htm#516</comments>
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			<title>YAR IS ALFAZ PER KOBSORAT SA JUMLA HO JAYE................</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/yar-is-alfaz-per-kobsorat-sa-jumla-ho-jaye-t85.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Zia</dc:creator>
			<description>        





DAM HAI TO AANA </description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:28:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/yar-is-alfaz-per-kobsorat-sa-jumla-ho-jaye-t85.htm#192</comments>
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			<title>solve it</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/solve-it-t62.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>HMM</dc:creator>
			<description>Solve it 



4 criminals are caught and are to be punished. The Judge allows them to be freed if they can solve a puzzle. If they do not, they will be hung. They agreed









The 4 criminals are lined up on some steps (shown in picture). They are all facing in the same direction. A wall separates the fourth man from the other three. 



So to summarize:- 

Man 1 can see men 2 and 3. 

Man 2 can see man 3. 

Man 3 can see none of the others. 

Man 4 can see none of the others.  ...</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:20:20 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/solve-it-t62.htm#153</comments>
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			<title>topic?</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/topic-t96.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>ThE GaMe</dc:creator>
			<description>yar kisi topic pay baat too karo</description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:25:43 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/topic-t96.htm#230</comments>
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			<title>Jashan-e-Azadi</title>
			<link>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/jashan-e-azadi-t8.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Halki si dhoop barsat k baad,
<br />
thori si khushi her baat k baad,
<br />

<br />
Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,
<br />
Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad….
<br />

<br />
Wish u a very happy independence day]]></description>
			<category>General Bat-Cheet</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:53:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://urdufun.heavenforum.com/general-bat-cheet-f9/jashan-e-azadi-t8.htm#12</comments>
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