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Kool_Guy
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Number of posts: 330
Age: 24
Location: IN MY DREAM
Points: 433
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Join Date: 2008-09-13
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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
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~~Kool Guy~~
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Kool_Guy
Standard Moderator
Number of posts: 330
Age: 24
Location: IN MY DREAM
Points: 433
Reputation: 1
Join Date: 2008-09-13
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| Subject: Re: New... Adult Jokes Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:23 pm |
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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~~Kool Guy~~
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Kool_Guy
Standard Moderator
Number of posts: 330
Age: 24
Location: IN MY DREAM
Points: 433
Reputation: 1
Join Date: 2008-09-13
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| Subject: Re: New... Adult Jokes Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:23 pm |
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11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 bananas.
Fruit Seller: I will not sell less than 12 bananas.
1 girl said: Le le yaar ek kha len gay.
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Kool_Guy
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Number of posts: 330
Age: 24
Location: IN MY DREAM
Points: 433
Reputation: 1
Join Date: 2008-09-13
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| Subject: Re: New... Adult Jokes Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:26 pm |
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A man was f**king a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don’t hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts
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~~Kool Guy~~
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Kool_Guy
Standard Moderator
Number of posts: 330
Age: 24
Location: IN MY DREAM
Points: 433
Reputation: 1
Join Date: 2008-09-13
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| Subject: Re: New... Adult Jokes Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:27 pm |
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Ram lal: Thakur saheb gabbar ne bahu ki ijjat loot li hai.
Thakur: to?
Ram lal: bahu poch rahi hai k thakur se badla lena hai ya payment?
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~~Kool Guy~~
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Kool_Guy
Standard Moderator
Number of posts: 330
Age: 24
Location: IN MY DREAM
Points: 433
Reputation: 1
Join Date: 2008-09-13
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| Subject: Re: New... Adult Jokes Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:27 pm |
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Sardar apni balcony main shirt utar ker betha tha,
Dost kehta hai yaar kya chest hain!
Sardar fakhar se, ye to kuch bhi nahi andar ja ker apni bhabhi k dekh.
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~~Kool Guy~~
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Kool_Guy
Standard Moderator
Number of posts: 330
Age: 24
Location: IN MY DREAM
Points: 433
Reputation: 1
Join Date: 2008-09-13
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| Subject: Re: New... Adult Jokes Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:28 pm |
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Desh ka bacha bacha bigar raha hai.
Bhai bhai se lar raha hai
Larka larki ko zabardasti KISS ker raha hai,
Itna kuch ho raha hai aur to sms parh raha hai....
Hans mat kaminey kuch ker..
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~~Kool Guy~~
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Baloch
Website Team
Number of posts: 772
Age: 25
Location: Khairpur
Points: 1027
Reputation: 0
Join Date: 2008-11-19
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| Subject: Re: New... Adult Jokes Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:57 pm |
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ZABARDAST YAR
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Dream is not that what you see in sleep, dream is the thing which doesn't allow you to sleep
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angels
Full Moderator
Number of posts: 567
Age: 23
Location: Pakistan
Points: 817
Reputation: 0
Join Date: 2008-09-05
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| Subject: Re: New... Adult Jokes Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:48 pm |
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NICE KOOL GUY
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SajjadKhan
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Number of posts: 1062
Age: 25
Location: FaR AwAy In ThE SeA
Points: 1607
Reputation: 1
Join Date: 2008-08-12
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| Subject: Re: New... Adult Jokes Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:07 pm |
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 !!`tRy...To..bE..smaRT..BuT..doNt...Try..to..Be...Ov3r smArt..`!! |
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Zia
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Number of posts: 1483
Age: 27
Location: Karachi
Points: 1727
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Join Date: 2008-08-12
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| Subject: Re: New... Adult Jokes Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:25 am |
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Kool_Guy
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Number of posts: 330
Age: 24
Location: IN MY DREAM
Points: 433
Reputation: 1
Join Date: 2008-09-13
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| Subject: Re: New... Adult Jokes Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:08 pm |
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Thanks aap sub ke jokes pasand karne ka shukria..
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~~Kool Guy~~
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Kool_Guy
Standard Moderator
Number of posts: 330
Age: 24
Location: IN MY DREAM
Points: 433
Reputation: 1
Join Date: 2008-09-13
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| Subject: Re: New... Adult Jokes Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:26 pm |
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Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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Zia
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Number of posts: 1483
Age: 27
Location: Karachi
Points: 1727
Reputation: 3
Join Date: 2008-08-12
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| Subject: Re: New... Adult Jokes Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:28 pm |
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NICE YAR KOOL GUY BOHAT HASANTE HO
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SajjadKhan
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Number of posts: 1062
Age: 25
Location: FaR AwAy In ThE SeA
Points: 1607
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Join Date: 2008-08-12
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| Subject: Re: New... Adult Jokes Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:05 pm |
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Kool Guy aap ka bhi jawab nahi
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!!`tRy...To..bE..smaRT..BuT..doNt...Try..to..Be...Ov3r smArt..`!!
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